How come there has been no world outrage that Pluto is, allegedly, not a planet anymore.
Who decided this? I don’t remember receiving any ballot in my mail, although I do lose things.
So Pluto just wasn’t good enough? It was like that worksheet in school: circle the one that doesn’t belong? Someone circled Pluto?
A bunch of scientists go into a bar (do scientists go in bars--?)… one says to the other—“We’ve been studying Mars for years, we still don’t know if there’s life there… we’ll never understand Pluto—we’ll never get to it!”
Another says, “Let’s just tell people it’s not a planet anymore. No one will know. Just say stuff about stars and miscellaneous matter in space. Believe me, people are dumb. In America, they don’t even teach science anymore. Remember No Child Left Behind? Ha!”
“But what about all the text books?”
“Who cares. THE ECONOMY. It will get the economy going—having to reprint all those books!”
By the way, what happened to Donald Duck? We went to Disneyland last summer--he’s nowhere! No Donald merchandise, no Donald rides, no Huey, no Dewey, no Louie.
This isn’t right. Did the same person who banished Pluto banish Donald? Who does this?!
I think Antarctica shouldn’t be a continent anymore. It’s too cold and no one lives there. Scroll that, CNN.
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